Sunday, January 19, 2025

Mice in the Coffee House

Once upon a time in a cozy little café, there was a group of mice who had discovered the wonders of coffee. Every morning, they would sneak into the café before it opened and brew themselves a pot of the finest espresso.

One day, as they were sipping their coffee and chatting about the latest cheese trends, a new mouse named Max joined them. Max was a bit of a prankster and decided to add a little extra caffeine to their coffee. The result? 

They gathered when the cafe was full of customers. The barista, who arrived early that day, was stunned to find his café turned into a mouse circus. He couldn't help but laugh as he watched the tiny rodents sitting and waiting to be served coffee.

From that day on, the mice became the café's unofficial mascots, and the barista made sure to leave a little cup of coffee out for them every morning. And so, the mice and the barista lived happily ever after, fueled by their love of coffee and a good laugh.

Wednesday, January 15, 2025

Chipmunks Enjoying Coffee

Fake News Bulletin:

People at the local mall were shocked to see some chipmunks sitting at a table drinking coffee.

Most people were fine with it and even thought it was cute. A few complained about the sanity but were mostly ignored. One lady ran away screaming "rats in the food court!" It didn't really cause a ruckus as pretty much everyone was absorbed checking out their phones.

We asked the chipmunks if we could get a picture, and they were more than happy to do so. I asked why they were inside drinking coffee, and they said the weather was pretty cold and they just needed to warm up.

It'll be interesting to see if other animals follow suit.




Friday, January 10, 2025

Startling Caveman with Coffee Drawing Found in Cave

 

Flash Fake News Bulletin:

A startling discovery was made by a group of archaeologists searching the inside of some newly found caves at Mount Carmel in Israel.

According to Dr. Kezmith, this drawing depicts a caveman enjoying a hot cup of coffee. "This baffles me" exclaimed the world-famous archaeologist. "There had been rumors that cavemen were the ones who originally discovered coffee, and this seems to confirm that."

Another drawing found in an adjacent cave seems to prove this so-called rumor. 

"This second drawing we discovered appears to have been drawn some 500 years before the other," said the doctor. "Notice the differences in drawing styles as the first one we found is clearly drawn in more details. This one appears to have possibly been drawn by a caveman learning the art of drawing."

In either case, the archaeologists are searching to see if they can find a clue that tells them how the cavemen brewed their coffee.


Tuesday, January 7, 2025

Polar Bears Enjoying Their Coffee

 Coffee is so universally loved; it is the perfect drink to gather people together for a friendly talk. Or, in this case, polar bears.

They seem to have an overabundance of coffee in this picture, but they are bears. Bears are known for their huge appetites. 

A strange fake fact is when a polar bear drinks too much coffee, its coat turns brown. 

It's said environmental influences, like diet and exposure to sunlight, play a significant role in this color change. 

Maybe. But I don't know it's ever been proven that their coffee drinking habits don't play a factor.

I thought you might enjoy this moment that was captured of two polar bears having an intimate moment while drinking coffee. Love is in the air.



Sunday, January 5, 2025

Snowmen Drinking Coffee

 Ever wonder if snowmen drink coffee?

Well, wonder no more. I have proof that they do. No idea how this is possible, but pictures don't lie.





I'm hoping to find even more unexpected coffee drinkers this year. Grab a cup of coffee and check back later.