Barista Hates Decaf

 
This barista obviously hates decaf coffee, and she is not afraid of letting it be known. Whatever happened to the customer is always right? Even the coffee bean is frightened.

There is a story behind her dislike for decaf. She once brewed a decaf pot by mistake during the morning rush. The regulars revolted—half asleep, drooling on counters, demanding refunds. One man tried to stir his cup with a fork. The chaos scarred her soul. Since then, she swore: only real coffee, no mercy, no decaf survivors.

For decaf coffee drinkers, don't worry. There is another coffee shop in the town that specializes in decaf. This poor guy just chose the wrong establishment.

Coffee Beans Sales Tactics Discussion

 The coffee beans are serious about creating their own brand of coffee and are brainstorming to figure out how to sell coffee when they are coffee beans.

The three beans look like they’re in peak “startup mode,” and Hyper Bean is absolutely one sticky note away from getting himself banned from office supplies forever.

Bigfoot Hunters

I made this video a long time ago. If you've ever watched TV shows about Bigfoot hunters, you'll get a kick out of this. I always laugh when they hear a noise and claim it's the noise Bigfoot makes, even though they've never found him.

 

Coffee Beans Round Table Coffee Discussion

Brew and his two bean buddies discussing how to launch the next big caffeine empire.

Brew: “Okay, first rule of branding—no decaf talk.” 

Caffe: “Agreed. We’re bold, not boring.” 

Robust: “Our slogan could be ‘Wake up and smell yourself!’” 

Brew: “That’s… weirdly accurate. Maybe too weird?” 

Caffe: “Naw. It's perfect. Weird sells. Pass the caffeine contracts!”

Found - The Missing Link

This geologist thinks he has finally found the missing link! He can envision himself becoming rich and famous.

 

Not the Gingerbread Man

 I think this coffee bean has read about the gingerbread man.

A Caveman's Wish

Hmmmmm. Let me have a cup of coffee and think what kind of drink this caveman might be thinking of.