Olive Oyl was in the comics before Popeye came along. I thought you might get a kick out of seeing this.
Coffee Break Funnies
Monday, March 3, 2025
Monday, February 24, 2025
WHY Caveman Needs Coffee
Ever wonder what it was like to get up in the morning and not have coffee to give you a kick start?
Wild Thing is not having success getting Bob to wake up.
Tara pops in.
"What's wrong, Wild Thing?"
"I can't get Bob to get up. His eyes are part open, but he doesn't move."
"He probably needs some coffee. The problem is coffee hasn't been invented yet."
"Wait, What?" asks Wild Thing. "What are you even talking about?"
"Coffee. But it doesn't matter. There's no such thing as coffee right now, so you just have to smack Bob and wake him up. Or invent coffee."
Wild Thing stares at Tara for what seems like a long time.
"You don't make sense. How do I invent something when I don't even know what it is? You're an idiot."
"Bite me. I'm outta here. You're on your own."
Bob was finally awake and jumped up.
"What is she even talking about? What is coffee, anyway?"
Wild Thing shakes his head.
"I don't know, man. She's always bringing up things that aren't even invented. It's like she was in the future before. Doesn't matter. Just get your butt up and let's go get some meat!"
Will the cavemen invent coffee? I don't know yet. Any thoughts?
Monday, February 17, 2025
Clueless Bigfoot Hunters
Aside from the books I've written as B.D. Knight, I also like to do some cartoon animations. The hardest part is sometimes coming up with an idea.
My grandson and I have watched some Bigfoot hunters on TV from time to time and always laugh because they never actually find a Bigfoot but always claim there are plenty of signs that point to Bigfoot being real.
I thought why not make a Bigfoot hunter spoof. This is one of the favorite animations I've done. Hope you enjoy it.
Tuesday, February 11, 2025
Eagles Saved Us All
Thank goodness eagles are strong because they saved us from an offseason and probably an entire year of listening about a 3-peat.
Look at the strength of this guy! I'm a Brown's fan (hides head) but have been so tired of hearing about Kansas City.
This is a cartoon site, but I needed to spew my thoughts about this. I stream tv and couldn't watch most afternoon football games on Peacock because they were having a K.C. lovefest.
Is it just me or are others beyond irritated hearing the fans and their tomahawk chant? I'd turn off the TV and watch a movie.
Maybe next year will be different. In any case, this is my thoughts on the Super Bowl this year.
Tuesday, February 4, 2025
FDA Wants to Ban Coffee - Fake News Report
In a startling fake news report, the FDA is at it again.
You might have read a fake report I published a long time back where the FDA was banning coffee. That failed.
But they are back. the FDA decided to launch a campaign to ban coffee. The reason? They claimed it was causing people to become too productive and happy, which was clearly a threat to the natural order of things.
At least in their minds.
A secret society, called The Bean Brigade, has sprung up. I mean if they are supposed to be secret, how am I knowing about this?
They held not so secret meetings in the back rooms of coffee shops, where they screamed gibberish and plotted their resistance over steaming cups of java. They threatened to march on Washington.
Their threats had an immediate effect as the FDA has temporarily backed down.
But keep an eye on this fake news. It could happen again.
Wednesday, January 29, 2025
Moan Lisa Hoarding Toilet Paper
I thought you might get a kick out of a video I made four years ago when people were hoarding toilet paper during the corona virus.
Mona Lisa was the culprit in this case.
Monday, January 27, 2025
Magical Coffee Beans
Startling Fake Coffee Fact
A scientist visiting a gnome village made a startling discovery. The gnomes were drinking coffee and he sat down and had some with them. He exclaimed the coffee to be the best he had ever drank. According to him, it was rich and robust and there was absolutely no bitterness at all. But that wasn't what blew his mind.
"I couldn't believe it." said Dr. G Oofy. "The coffee in this gnome village was magical. When I drank it, my throat felt somewhat strange. When I spoke, the raspiness in my voice was no longer there. On top of that, the gnomes began singing and I sang along . . . in perfect tone. Yet I suck at singing."
He had asked the gnomes about this, but they shook their fingers at him and told them it was a secret. He was not to speak of this to anyone under any circumstances.
Obviously, he didn't listen and spilled the beans during an interview. Immediately after finishing his interview, he found he could no longer speak.
An associate of Dr. Oofy confirmed the scientist always had a raspy voice, but it seemed to have cleared up. He was baffled that the doctor lost his voice immediately following the interview.