Coffee Beans Round Table Coffee Discussion

Brew and his two bean buddies discussing how to launch the next big caffeine empire.

Brew: “Okay, first rule of branding—no decaf talk.” 

Caffe: “Agreed. We’re bold, not boring.” 

Robust: “Our slogan could be ‘Wake up and smell yourself!’” 

Brew: “That’s… weirdly accurate. Maybe too weird?” 

Caffe: “Naw. It's perfect. Weird sells. Pass the caffeine contracts!”